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have you ever wondered just what Rubidium and cesium would do in water?

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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 2000 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands.

The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 2000 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.

Other features:

* Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

* OK = ats aww-right

* cancel = hail no

* reset = aw shoot

* yes = shore

* no = Naaaa

* find = hunt-fer it

* go to = over yonder

* back = back yonder

* help = hep me out here

* stop = ternit off

* start = crank it up

* settings = sittins

* programs = stuff at does stuff

* documents = stuff I done done

Also note that WINDERS 2000 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000

* tiperiter...................A word processor

* colering book...............a graphics program

* addin mershene..............calculator

* outhouse paper .............notepad

* jupe-box....................CD Player

* inner-net...................Microsoft Explorer

* pichers.....................A graphics viewer

* IRS.........................M/S accounting software

* IRS2........................M/S accounting software

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

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Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

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I'm bored again

"Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. "

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