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The ultimate showdown


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It is kind of old but it still cracks me up. They messed up though, Chuck Norris is always the last man standing.

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ha ha... i has an ich to look this up like a month ago... :D

the only thing harder then diamond is Chuck Norris's beard

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I had never seen this before, but I sure thought it was a good way to start my day. Thanks!

To bad there weren't any Deceptacons or even Cobra Commander. :(

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what happens when Chuck Norris does push ups in public?

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1649836

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what happens when Chuck Norris does push ups in public?

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1649836

Holy cow, thats strong. So many Chuck Norris jokes now, its really incredible. You hear them more and more, and on that note I heard a follow up to the Ultimate Showdown was in the making. Anyone have information on that, or was it just a rumor?

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they wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on mount rushmore, but the granit wasn't hard enough for his beard!

Chuck Norris proclamed this one his favorite.. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1G3u-hxs&eurl

Chuck Norris ran round the world so fast he hit himself in the back of the head

the dinosaurs pissed off chuck norris once,..ONCE..

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

did you kow that chuck norris doesnt cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you he can in fact alter your DNA. Years from now your ancestors will ocasionally clutch their heads and yell "what the h*** was that?"

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