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Here is for all of those peeps that work in this environment! From RAM!!!!!

Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle...

10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.

And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle ...

1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.

Oh yeah, I actually started playing tac again!!! Where did everybody go?

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:lol: Never have or will do the cubicle thing. I'd go nuts and Postal in a day!
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Good one! I have a cube... 8x11 foot. Brand new, we just moved into a new facility.... You can hear everything that goes on!

I don't know where everybody has been. Bubba and I were on last night playing TO and no one was around. I know there is a bunch playing FO now too.

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I think everyone is playing NFSU or Frag Ops.

the last time i was in the frag ops server no one was there. Prolly too early.

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huh?

Prolly the wrong thread... that';s what i get for having More than one thread at a time open. :D

ohh and has anyone seen my Red Swingline stapler?

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And you want Junior to admin the server? He cant even post in the right forum. J/k

Junior. :D

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Big_Balls,Dec 12 2003, 04:52 PM] And you want Junior to admin the server? He cant even post in the right forum. J/k

Junior. :D

:lol:

rm -r /

oops. :P I ment

DELETE FROM `user` WHERE `userid`= 96

mwahahahahaha

*Disclaimer*

Tables may vary from Software to software, example is from vBulletin, anyone trying the command without backing up the tables in the DB first, have just experienced a ID10T Error, please consult a specialist in PEBKAC Errors to assist you.

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